OPPO LETS PLAY: Name That '90s Turd

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03/31/2017 at 12:50 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 12:52

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No clue, something American. Looks early 80s to me. Are those wire hubcaps ?


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 12:52

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Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 12:52

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Olds Cutluss Ciera


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 12:55

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Dude the name is literally right in the picture...

And thanks for ruining my childhood.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 12:55

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But those wire hub caps tho...


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 12:59

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Looks like either a Henry or a Victor to me.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 13:05

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correct adjective is cockroach, those things were unkillable


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 13:07

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It’s not old or mature enough to be an Otis, not classy enough to be a Clarence, not young enough to be a Rob, and not cool enough to be a Jack. I’m going to say it’s a Herbert, Herb for short (but don’t quote me on that).


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
03/31/2017 at 13:14

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But would a Herbert have a mustache? Not sure...


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03/31/2017 at 13:22

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Olds Cutlass ciera


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 13:23

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Cutlass Ciera


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 13:23

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That’s a lake. Behind it, there are trees.

Next question.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
03/31/2017 at 13:23

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That, short of one with fake wood, is the least piratey Cutlass that one can imagine.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/31/2017 at 13:25

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Herb would, I dunno about Herbert


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/31/2017 at 13:27

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Herbert wouldn’t, but if it goes by Herb, it definitely would.


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03/31/2017 at 13:41

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Surprisingly, I think there’s still one of those down the street. Burgundy over burgundy.


Kinja'd!!! MINIGTI > 2Fast2Furious - Now with 100% more Hyundai Excel
04/01/2017 at 10:48

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My grandmother had that exact car.